he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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