He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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