can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
