I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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