well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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