How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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