It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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