It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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