Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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