But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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