ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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