Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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