If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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