do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
