I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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