The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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