he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
this boner is exhausting
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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