I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Small penises have feelings too.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Do you remember whose house we're in?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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