Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Randomize