'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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