I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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