his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
