it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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