Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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