She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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