GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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