She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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