So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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