I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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