Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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