He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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