And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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