sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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