I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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