I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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