well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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