Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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