Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
