So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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