Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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