Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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