So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
