I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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