spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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