Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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