question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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