Having a random hookup so left but love u
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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