Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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