worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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