only if we run a train.
done.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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