I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
YAS. BRING CRAB.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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