Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
