Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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