I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He did a backflip because drugs
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