Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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